do you think he knows
What I find really astonishing isn’t that a giant land snail managed to earn a doctorate, but that he managed to land a national TV spot despite displaying this kind of egregious, disrespectful behaviour towards his co-host.
Okay so somehow the way this picture is set up, it looks like it’s about a dating-sim and Ion is the protagonist.
WHICH PATH WILL HE CHOOSE!?
thesapphirerose asked: Jade's lines somehow become even more badass and hilarious when you put them through gizoogle.
"I, whoz ass stand up in tha full light of tha heavens, command thee whoz ass opens tha gatez of hell! Come forth divine lightning! This endz now! Indignation"
"Oh Admonishin Melody, arise up in tha name of tha Necromancer n’ shit. Mystic Cage biaaatch! Now know what tha fuck legit juice is!"
"I aint shizzle bout ‘friend,’ but our phat asses do have a awkward bond of sorts."
"Havin dis nuff suicidal playas round is straight-up gettin on mah nerves."
"And mah other goal is ta make you youngstas wild-ass before I reach 40."
"What’s wrong, biatch? Yo ass be lookin like you just swallowed a funky-ass bug… Oh, wait, you always be lookin like dis shit."
"Unlike up in fairy tales, tha ghetto don’t live happily eva after."
"I don’t give a fuck bout teaching. I don’t take apprentices. I don’t impart knowledge."
"I suppose tha score won’t matter if everyonez dead as fuckin fried chicken."
"Guy, explain. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch."